Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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