Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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