I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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