Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
These tits shall not be calmed
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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