How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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