She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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