marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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