The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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