i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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