Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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