did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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