p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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