Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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