He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
i now understand why vodka
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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