Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.