Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.