I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.