Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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