ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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