Christians are straight up FREAKS
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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