btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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