so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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