I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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