I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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