I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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