i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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