that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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