Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.