to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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