On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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