you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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