I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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