Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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