I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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