I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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