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wanna hang out?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text