is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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