Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.