Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck