What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this