how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour