Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
i now understand why vodka
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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