Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Small penises have feelings too.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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