you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i black out too much to be "responsible"
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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