i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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