Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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