Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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