Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
