I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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