idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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