Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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