Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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