i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
God, I missed his penis.
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