apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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