Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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