I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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